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Caroline and the Younger Man


Dougie

Dougie : 

What'd you do?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Nothing.

Dougie

Dougie : 

You broke Mr Juicy!

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Then why did you ask?

Dougie

Dougie : 

I'm going to have to write this up, you know. And do you know what I'm going to have to say?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

That I broke Mr Juicy?

Dougie

Dougie : 

(pause) Yeah!


Caroline and the Letter


Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

You're dating Caroline Duffy, aren't you?

Joe DeStefano / Mark Feuerstein

Joe : 

Yeah, you know her?

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

I'm Del!

Joe DeStefano / Mark Feuerstein

Joe : 

(pause) Yeah?

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Del Cassidy!

Joe DeStefano / Mark Feuerstein

Joe : 

(pause) Uh-huh?

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

She never mentioned me?

Joe DeStefano / Mark Feuerstein

Joe : 

Del... no, I don't think so.

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

We were engaged!

Joe DeStefano / Mark Feuerstein

Joe : 

Oh, the guy who stole her hairdryer!

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Alright, now we're talking!


Caroline and the Cat Dancer


Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

(about Joe) So, does he sleep over a lot?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Twice this week.

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

When Caroline and I were going out, I used to sleep over seven nights a week.

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Yeah, well, the difference is, he's not sleeping.

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Well, maybe he's got a lot on his mind.


Caroline And The Guy Who Gets There Too Soon


Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

Look at all the flowers Caroline's boyfriend sends her. Why guys I date can't send me flowers?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

I understand it's a prison regulation.


Caroline and the Therapist


Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

Ma, I don't care if he is your best friend's nephew, I am not going out with him.

Angie

Angie : 

He's a government official! Women throw themselves at this man!

Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

He's a park ranger. Raccoons throw themselves at this man.


Caroline and the Dreamers


Audrey

Audrey : 

Listen, Del, we've always had a good relationship.

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Thanks, Audrey.

Audrey

Audrey : 

I guess I never realised until now how much of it was based on money. Good luck to you.


Caroline and The Freight King


Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Caroline, why in the world would I want to be a cartoonist? I mean, I'm an artist!

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

Gee, thanks.

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Oh, no no, that's not what I meant. I meant... What I meant was, my art is important.

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

Oh, much better!


Caroline and the Red Sauce


Melody

Melody : 

When you ship a gift, the buff copy has to be sent to accounting. Buff to accounting, green to shipping, periwinkle to the customer, and canary yellow for our files. Why is this so hard to remember?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Maybe this is a good time to tell you I'm colour blind.

Melody

Melody : 

Mr Karinsky, you have a very snotty attitude, and that is going to hold you back.

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

You mean there's 'back' from this?


Caroline and Victor/Victoria


Remo / Tom La Grua

Remo : 

[seeing Annie dressed as a man again] Well, well, if it isn't the karate kid... Ok, Annie, once is cute, twice is a cry for help.


Caroline and The Nice Jewish Boy


Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

What are you doing?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

I'm going home. The same thing you do after you get out of bed and find your clothes.

Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

Come on, you don't want to miss Caroline's date! Can't miss Quasimodo! Actually, it's been two years. He's probably a full modo by now.


Caroline and the Comic


Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Hey, why does Richard care if his dad's not funny? I mean, no-one's dad is funny.

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

Well, his dad's a comedian.

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

So what? You think Charlie Chaplin's kids thought Charlie Chaplin was funny? You think Bob Hope's kids think he's funny?

Charlie / Andy Lauer

Charlie : 

You think BooBoo thought Yogi was funny?

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

What are you talking about? Yogi was not BooBoo's dad.

Charlie / Andy Lauer

Charlie : 

Sure he was. They had the same last name - Bear!

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

That was not a last name! They were bears!

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

Okay, this is where we came in... (she and Annie walks toward the door)

Remo / Tom La Grua

Remo : 

(to Caroline) Please, don't leave me here with them!


Caroline and The Perfect Record


Johnny / John Mariano

Johnny : 

(tries persuade Annie to leave Remo's) Annie, poverina, it's getting very late.

Annie Spadaro / Amy Pietz

Annie : 

(about her date) Johnny, he is coming!

Johnny / John Mariano

Johnny : 

So the Mesiah, but it might not be tonight.


Caroline and the Monkeys


Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

(sitting by the table, to waiter) So what you have by the glass?

waiter

waiter : 

Let's see... that would be a fork, a napkin and a spoon.


Caroline and the Dearly Departed


Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

How'd your meeting with Kenneth go?

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Oh, you know. (muttering) I hate that man, I hate that man, I hate that man! Well, the usual.


Caroline and the Bad Trip


Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Don't you see what you have here, man? This Jerry Garcia thing is the perfect hook to get women! You know, like, I've got my looks. This could be your thing.

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Del, I am not going to say I'm Jerry Garcia's son just to impress a woman, okay?

Del Cassidy / Eric Lutes

Del : 

Why, because 'Hi, I'm Richard Karinsky' is working so well?


Caroline and Richard & Julia


Julia Karinsky / Sofia Milos

Julia : 

You have a lovely home. It is wonderful the way the light can fill such a small space.

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

(to Richard, with a fake smile) Richard, she's so sweet!


Caroline and the Wayward Husband


Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

[nervously] Okay, so we have to sleep in the same room...together. You know, it'll be no big deal, really, because we work together every day, and so it'll be the same, except with our eyes closed. So, what side of the bed do you want to sleep on? I mean, some people are really particular. My parents are like locked into sides of the bed. One time they went on this cruise, and, um-

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

Would you stop?! We're not sleeping in a bed together!

Caroline Duffy / Lea Thompson

Caroline : 

What's the big deal? It'll be like camp.

Richard Karinsky / Malcolm Gets

Richard : 

What camps did you go to?

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